STOP! Don’t EVER let me drive under ANY circumstance!!
Sunday, April 21st, 2024 9:16 pm.You know, I don’t even like driving. I suck at driving and try to avoid it whenever I can. But my sucking at driving is more because I’m a spazz, not because of my eyesight. My eyesight is usually fine, UNTIL I GO TO THE BMV! When I have to renew my license, my eyes […]
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Monday, April 15th, 2024 2:36 am.There is a lot of love for Godzilla these days, what with Godzilla Minus One and the Godzilla v Kong X, or whatever it’s called, and I’m told I will love both. I’m a big G-Fan, mostly because of the Showa era of Godzilla (1954-1975) and I love the stop motion animation era of Kong […]
Read the rest of this entry »Let’s Go Even More Turbo!
Monday, April 8th, 2024 2:28 pm.Here it is, folks! This is my review of probably the best game on the TurboGrafx-16! Part 3 of my beloved Let’s Go Turbo series of columns! In honor of the solar eclipse (Well, to be fair, this game doesn’t have anything to do with the eclipse, but it DOES take place in outer space! […]
Read the rest of this entry »PAAS: THE TRUE ORIGIN STORY
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 12:00 am.As I finish this column, it is Easter Sunday, going on April Fools’s Monday, but, i promise you, what you are about to read is NO JOKE! Now, if you are anything like me (And for your sake, I hope you’re not) you have certain Easter traditions you follow. Mine include watching the timeless classic […]
Read the rest of this entry »ATTACK OF THE GARBAGE BAG SQUIDS!!
Monday, March 25th, 2024 5:20 pm.If you’re a fan of MST3K (And who isn’t?) you might remember a high quality film they riffed back in the day called ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES. It was a good episode, (the “A Danger to Ourselves and Others” song is a highlight) but the thing is, as is the case with many MST3K […]
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